Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Shawna Davis's first speech

Shawna had now been labeled as a racist by the media. Rather than withdraw, as had happened with the CUP, she decided to sidestep it entirely and talk about the Mutant University, which she hated with a passion.

"Folks," She said, her voice strong and confident. "We are a nation in a grave crisis. We are wasting too much money on what should be, rather than what is." Many nods from the group. "What we have is a university beyond repair. Yes, it has a strength in religion--but that is not enough for Mutanatia to be competitive educationally." A few amens from the audience. "Yet we keep throwing good money after bad, trying to keep it afloat. The Mutant University is not going to stay afloat, at least not in the current condition it is is." Many nods and polite clapping.

"That is why, on day one, I will sign an executive order that stops funding for the Mutant University." Massive applause. "Kids who are still in the Mutant University will be able to graduate as planned, but no one new will be accepted." Many nods of agreement.

"The religion program is a 6-year program. At the conclusion of 6 years, the Mutant University will be closed by an executive, then a binding Senatorial, order." The crowd burst into applause.

"After that, the university will undergo a massive restructuring and with guidance from the private sector, will emerge via executive order 4 years after that!" Deafening applause. The citizens wanted to be reminded that they could still have a university!

"Folks, we are in a stark time. But, following my 10-year plan, the Mutanatia of old will reemerge! Thank you!" The crowd burst into applause as she left the stage.

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